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Total Medals Earned: 189 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,220 Points

9/11 Simulator

Welcome to New York! Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh Hai Twin Towers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh Bai Twin Towers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/23/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/23/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 10/23/10
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Great Defender Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/500 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 11/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 11/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode Unlocked 12/5/10
5 Points
Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 12/5/10
25 Points
Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Hot Shot Unlocked 3/19/11
10 Points
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles 5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/14/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby Unlocked 12/11/09
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 6/9 (155/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/30/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 12/1/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Pacifist Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it Unlocked 6/28/09
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There Unlocked 6/28/09
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre Unlocked 6/28/09
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Master Tactician Unlocked 6/28/09
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.

Medals Earned: 12/14 (390/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 6/29/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)