Total Medals Earned: 196 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,345 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (55/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/335 points)
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Defeat the game!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Fail at typing
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (100/300 points)
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.